So you know how there are these kinky, disgusting sex moves that, for some reason, all guys know about it. A friend of mine once started telling me about all these "things you can do." Most of them were pretty funny and gross. But the one that intrigued me was the Danza Slap. The legend goes - or legend as I know it - is that Tony Danza used to do porn. And during his porn days his signature move was the danza slap. which involved tony danza slapping his dick across the girls face during/after (?) she gave him head. Another variation of this move is slapping the dick across the face while yelling "Who's the Boss?"Well, hearing about this began my obsession with finding the Tony Danza porn. I spent countless hours searching the internet for Tony Danza porn, trying to decipher the myths from the truth from the just plain lies. All I found was one naked picture. Which my friend says was photoshopped. But I refuse to believe that. The Tony Danza porn exists and I will find it.
-M
